Burning bridges.

hitrecordjoe: Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:08:02 -0400

Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my new movie, Don Jon! I’m so curious to hear what you think of it :o)

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!

And all you talented gif-makers running around on Tumblr, like I know you are, I’m looking forward to seeing what you make out of this…

latenightjimmy: History of Rap 4 (Jimmy Fallon & Justin...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:57:43 -0400

latenightjimmy:

History of Rap 4 (Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake)

hitrecordjoe: Don’t usually care for the red carpet stuff. But...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:50:17 -0400

hitrecordjoe:

Don’t usually care for the red carpet stuff. But this photo warms my heart. (via @n4imes)

melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:48:46 -0400

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

angro-books: Dear Gender: Fuck You with a tampon. Love, me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:59:35 -0400

angro-books:

Dear Gender: Fuck You with a tampon.

Love,

me.

atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:58:38 -0400

atheistme:

sconesandtexting:

No child is born homophobic.

This child is precious and I hope he never changes.

This youtube video is seriously the best.

You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?

Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”

I’m gonna steal all your stuff!

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:22:31 -0400

I’m gonna steal all your stuff!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:10:33 -0400

physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:10:25 -0400

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:01 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:40 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:28 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:10 -0400

Like this if you check my blog every single day.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:00 -0400

greatthingsaremadeoflittlethings:

Please don’t like it if you don’t actually. I genuinely want to know who (if anyone) cares that much about my life etc.

I now feel somewhat like a creep but I visit yours very often. I’m glad I happened to come across it.

Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly "mustache".

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:10 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

krsalmers: MY HEART.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:57 -0400

krsalmers:

MY HEART.

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:44 -0400

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

itslatingirl: ✖ Follow my Twitter ✖

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:07 -0400

itslatingirl:

✖ Follow my Twitter ✖

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:53 -0400

callmepan: cellostar-galactica: panic: Born without the use...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:15:02 -0400

callmepan:

cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.

Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.

Screw you, this is beautiful. You go Lola.